Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*
Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"
A Hardcore gang in the Central Valley of California. Includes various freaks and misfits. Each member has a name, and of course, each name is a bird. The founders call themselves; Hawx and Shags.
The gang has no specific purpose, with no prominent enemy.
Me: "Dude, why the ---- do you have 'Crow' tattoo'd on your wrist."
David crow "Porque I'm a part of Dead Birds now, ese."
Me: "Dear god, they got you too?"
Dead Birds por vida is a Visalia/Tulare 'crew' made up of a few friends. All had to go through initiation, not counting the founders and a member, Finch.
The majority are against ignorance, and such. Basically, A bunch of nobodies with no life.
It's a joke, not meant to offend hardcore gangs, but just go mock the ignorance that goes a long with it.
They pose no threat...to anyone...except themselves.
Yo momma; Oh shit! Here come the dead birds!
Me; What the hell are you talking about? It's only a bunch of wierdos...
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.