dcmtb

Don’t come misunderstanding this bruh

Zykierra thought I wanted her man but I told her dcmtb, he’s my cousin

by Infruna.i May 10, 2023

dlmtb

die licking my titties... bitch!

OMG alex i wish you would just dlmtb!

by fgdgd March 25, 2007

DCMT

Don't Call Me That

Yo White Boy. DCMT

by Fresh Supertramp April 1, 2011

DCTB

dctb
don't confuse the blonde.
in other words, if you are blond, stupid, naturally blond, or just confused its an easy way to say that this person is confusing you in a clever way. like don't feed the animals. DO NOT CONFUSE THE PRETTY BLONDE.

instead of:
1: and so the was this circle with a corner but i did eat my peanut butter cups in greenland at the theatre parle vous francais?
2: what? this makes absolutely no sense don't be mean to a perfectly smart confusable girl.

say:
1: and so the was this circle with a corner but i did eat my peanut butter cups in greenland at the theatre parle vous francais?
2:dctb

or..
in class
1: 3+6 times 2 minus 1793025 to the third power equals x square root of the third term in the quadratic matrix.
2: dctb...

by ihaveacleverblondhead December 6, 2011

dcmbr

th 12th mnth f th yr, th mnth tht hs chrstms nd hnnkh

chrstms s n dcmbr twnty-ffth

by ALPHA_sh November 26, 2019

DMTB

Doesn't Matter Touched Boob

Laurie: I hated last night. The bar was too crowded.
Patrick: dmtb
Laurie: What does that mean?
Patrick: Nothing honey.

by dipiddy September 24, 2013

DCMBL

Don’t Clart My Bumbaclart Lungs

Don’t clart my bumbaclart lungs bro hahaha

DCMBL

by slang connoisseur March 17, 2021