dlmtb

die licking my titties... bitch!

OMG alex i wish you would just dlmtb!

by fgdgd March 25, 2007

DLMB

DLMB (Dara Lick My Balls)

Zoolander, "I can dara lick my own balls" (DLMB)

by Joe B. (AKA, DOA) February 5, 2008

DLMTFA

Driving, Leave Me The Fuck Alone. Used when one need to drive to clear one's head.

"Al posted DLMTFA as his status. I wonder where he is going..."

by the_wheel_man May 22, 2013

dltbbb

Don't let the bed bugs bite.

UFDude14352: good night
strangerwoman24: DLTBBB
UFDude14352: DLTBBB??
strangerwoman24: Don't let the bed bugs bite
UFDude14352: I don't have bugs

by Kerry T August 21, 2005

DLGTBQ

People That are so fucking desperate to say that they are in the LGTBQ community in roblox da hood to make themselves a new LGTBQ

"Person1: Yo i think i might be a parth of the DLGTBQ community
Person2: I dont think that the d is part in there, what does it stand for?
Person1: Dreamsexual
Person2: I dont think you get how sexuality's work, you cant make one sexuality because you like a youtuber
Person1: SHUT YO HELL UP YOU S*#IRE BITCH DREAMPHOBE NAZI NEO-NAZI NEW HITLER YOU ARE A DISRESPECT TO THE DLGTBQ COMMUNITY YOU NEED TO LISTEN YOUR HEAD UP
Person2: And that is why i dont make friends that watch MCYT"

by SeiyaTheCoolGuyB) November 16, 2021

DMTB

Doesn't Matter Touched Boob

Laurie: I hated last night. The bar was too crowded.
Patrick: dmtb
Laurie: What does that mean?
Patrick: Nothing honey.

by dipiddy September 24, 2013

DLTBGYD

Its another one of those messenger acronym's like lol, PMSL and LMAO. It stands for:

Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down

Hayley: My ex keeps ignoring me!
Nikki: DLTBGYD
Hayley: Thanx xx

by Derick Nobcheese October 6, 2006