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davidphobia 

an intense fear of people named david
David: *exists*
Me: "AAAAAAAAA ITS A DAVID!!!"
Friend: "huh?"
Me: "I HAVE DAVIDPHOBIA!!"

Davidphobia

An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to a person named David. This may be either due to inbuilt prejudice, or can be justified through the extensive evidence of David's exasperating behavior. It is not an illogical paranoia, it is a lifestyle choice. One that is fulfilling for those active in the field.
I participate in Davidphobia. Please do not interact with me if you are David.
Davidphobia by saturn's wife November 14, 2025

damiphobia 

A fear of getting neutered/spayed. This is a common phobia between males between the age 12-17 because that is the age that they are most horny.
"Where's Damian" Person 1
"Damian Villa? He has a bad case of damiphobia."
damiphobia by iamtakensorry April 22, 2018

damiphobia 

"Where's Damian?" Person 1
"Damian Villa? He has a bad case of damiphobia!" Person 2
damiphobia by iamtakensorry December 28, 2017

Daveophobia 

Davophobia is a phobia in which people, specifically Toronto Maple Leafs fans are deeply afraid of playing against a goaltender named Dave on the 22 of February
Holy shit they’re starting a guy named Dave”
“So? Guys probably a duster”

“But it’s the 22nd of February
“Ah shit, not my Daveophobia”
Daveophobia by Lester The Moe Lester February 23, 2021

Daliaphobia 

The intense, horrifying fear of a girl named Dalia. You fear approaching her. What if she rips your head off? You feel like she is a demon straight (lol) from depths of hell.
I saw Dalia sit near me. I started hyperventaling out of fear of Dalia. I am have Daliaphobia.
Daliaphobia by dvdplayer32 November 2, 2022