davidphobia
davidphobia by thatguycalledcrusty April 25, 2022
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Davidphobia
An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to a person named David. This may be either due to inbuilt prejudice, or can be justified through the extensive evidence of David's exasperating behavior. It is not an illogical paranoia, it is a lifestyle choice. One that is fulfilling for those active in the field.
Davidphobia by saturn's wife November 14, 2025
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davisphobia
"The completely rational fear of the random and completely nonsensical, days long gibbering of a wapanese-American by the name of Phillip Davis."
"I have davisphobia."
davisphobia by ImRikJamez September 8, 2009
damiphobia
A fear of getting neutered/spayed. This is a common phobia between males between the age 12-17 because that is the age that they are most horny.
damiphobia by iamtakensorry April 22, 2018
damiphobia
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Daveophobia
Davophobia is a phobia in which people, specifically Toronto Maple Leafs fans are deeply afraid of playing against a goaltender named Dave on the 22 of February
“Holy shit they’re starting a guy named Dave”
“So? Guys probably a duster”
“But it’s the 22nd of February”
“Ah shit, not my Daveophobia”
“So? Guys probably a duster”
“But it’s the 22nd of February”
“Ah shit, not my Daveophobia”
Daveophobia by Lester The Moe Lester February 23, 2021