The intense, horrifying fear of a girl named Dalia. You fear approaching her. What if she rips your head off? You feel like she is a demon straight (lol) from depths of hell.

I saw Dalia sit near me. I started hyperventaling out of fear of Dalia. I am have Daliaphobia.

Daliaphobia by dvdplayer32 November 2, 2022

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Davidphobia

An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to a person named David. This may be either due to inbuilt prejudice, or can be justified through the extensive evidence of David's exasperating behavior. It is not an illogical paranoia, it is a lifestyle choice. One that is fulfilling for those active in the field.

I participate in Davidphobia. Please do not interact with me if you are David.

Davidphobia by saturn's wife November 14, 2025

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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