davidphobia

an intense fear of people named david

David: *exists*
Me: "AAAAAAAAA ITS A DAVID!!!"
Friend: "huh?"
Me: "I HAVE DAVIDPHOBIA!!"

by thatguycalledcrusty April 25, 2022

Davidphobia

An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to a person named David. This may be either due to inbuilt prejudice, or can be justified through the extensive evidence of David's exasperating behavior. It is not an illogical paranoia, it is a lifestyle choice. One that is fulfilling for those active in the field.

I participate in Davidphobia. Please do not interact with me if you are David.

by saturn's wife November 14, 2025