davidphobia

an intense fear of people named david

David: *exists*
Me: "AAAAAAAAA ITS A DAVID!!!"
Friend: "huh?"
Me: "I HAVE DAVIDPHOBIA!!"

by thatguycalledcrusty April 25, 2022

Davidphobia

An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to a person named David. This may be either due to inbuilt prejudice, or can be justified through the extensive evidence of David's exasperating behavior. It is not an illogical paranoia, it is a lifestyle choice. One that is fulfilling for those active in the field.

I participate in Davidphobia. Please do not interact with me if you are David.

by saturn's wife November 14, 2025

davisphobia

"The completely rational fear of the random and completely nonsensical, days long gibbering of a wapanese-American by the name of Phillip Davis."

"I have davisphobia."

by ImRikJamez September 8, 2009

damiphobia

A fear of getting neutered/spayed. This is a common phobia between males between the age 12-17 because that is the age that they are most horny.

"Where's Damian" Person 1
"Damian Villa? He has a bad case of damiphobia."

by iamtakensorry April 22, 2018

damiphobia

The fear of getting neutered

"Where's Damian?" Person 1
"Damian Villa? He has a bad case of damiphobia!" Person 2

by iamtakensorry December 28, 2017

darodphobia

Darodphobia (usually coming out of lander regions) means feeling iffy about Darod people

She expressed darodphobia

by readyforthemoon55 February 14, 2020

Daveophobia

Davophobia is a phobia in which people, specifically Toronto Maple Leafs fans are deeply afraid of playing against a goaltender named Dave on the 22 of February

“Holy shit they’re starting a guy named Dave”
“So? Guys probably a duster”

“But it’s the 22nd of February”
“Ah shit, not my Daveophobia”

by Lester The Moe Lester February 23, 2021