daoism

The description of something with complete retard esque, that may or may not be missing some chromosomes.

“Leonard, you dumb ass, you probably have Daoism”

by Brote October 17, 2019

Davism

To be in such a bad way that you liberally repeat yourself in the same sentence with use of unnecessary words. To regularly and foolishly tautologise.

"I'm going to give you the backhand of my hand"

"We went for a food meal"

"I was on a work do with work people"

All are great Davisms, used by Dave.

by Jimeny December 27, 2013

Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.

"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.

by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019

Datism

The religion of my children's generation.

Teenagers are constantly plugged in and absorbing data. Datism is the new religion.

by Sidshine13 May 14, 2018

Dasism

A religion based on the beliefs of a real world pimp from Michigan. People who believe in Das have little to no morals and will stick anything that walks and talks. People follow Das for his urban redneck style and his god given power to select trifflin' bitches from large groups of people.

Man 1: "That bitch is a whore"
Man 2: "We shall consult Dasism regarding her"

by Jim_Lahey March 18, 2013

doism

the belief that doing is everything.

He's not a talker. He believes in doism.

by BernardZit October 31, 2020

Anarcho-Dasism

Anarcho-Dasisim is an anarchist ideology that descends from the parent ideology of Anarcho-Chris Farleyism and Anarcho-Twitch Streamerism. Anarcho-Dasists believe that a true anarchist society will begin with a van down by the river and end with a Solarpunk commune that produces homemade 4Loko.

"The Church of Anarcho-Dasism believes in two founding moral attitudes, 'Talk Shit: Get Hit' and 'Don't Be A Dick'

by DMysty February 17, 2022