A religion based on the beliefs of a real world pimp from Michigan. People who believe in Das have little to no morals and will stick anything that walks and talks. People follow Das for his urban redneck style and his god given power to select trifflin' bitches from large groups of people.
Man 1: "That bitch is a whore"
Man 2: "We shall consult Dasism regarding her"
Anarcho-Dasisim is an anarchist ideology that descends from the parent ideology of Anarcho-Chris Farleyism and Anarcho-Twitch Streamerism. Anarcho-Dasists believe that a true anarchist societywill begin with a van down by the river and end with a Solarpunk commune that produces homemade 4Loko.
"The Church of Anarcho-Dasism believes in two founding moral attitudes, 'Talk Shit: Get Hit' and 'Don't Be A Dick'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!