A religion, a personal relationship with the messiah "Dave".
Davists believe that Dave is the messiah and that everyone is a Dave at heart because Dave exists within all of us. Dave is the truth, Dave is the light and the way. Dave is in all of us and thus all of us can be part of Dave.
Davism began
long ago around the time of Bob. Bob, son of Arthur, brother of Bill,
Father of
Keith, was a
soup maker who had long searched for his true self. He trekked the Himalayas, surfed the Great Amoeba and sailed the Chumbawumba, for 20 years he did these things. Then one day, sometime in March, he was eating
soup in the Forest of Twee. He placed upon his head a tea towel to stop the little flies from bothering him and he held up his soup spoon and behold the
face of Dave appeared unto him and spoketh the first
words of Davol which is the first book of Dave. The Davol is a book of mainly pictures but there are some words and they are quite important. "Give unto me thy soup spoon and thy peg for i will show ye thee way!" Spoketh Thee Dave Bob was afraid, He put down his soup spoon and with his voice all a quivver said "Who goes there, oh
face in my spoon?" To which Dave replied "I am Dave, you are Bob but i am Dave. Join me and become Dave Bob, I am the truth, I am the
soup maker, follow me with thy spoon and i will show ye thee way." And so he did. Of course the
people thought Bob was completely mad at first but after some well thought out promotion and free
soup givaways
people began to catch on to Davism and after about seven months or so everyone wanted to be part of Dave.
There are beings all over the
universe that continue to follow Davism. The Order of Dave is ever growing and Dave is truely
alive to all who believe in his
soup.
