A religion based on the beliefs of a real world pimp from Michigan. People who believe in Das have little to no morals and will stick anything that walks and talks. People follow Das for his urban redneck style and his god given power to select trifflin' bitches from large groups of people.
Man 1: "That bitch is a whore"
Man 2: "We shall consult Dasism regarding her"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.