damson

a girl or woman who has lack of braincells, and can find herself in distress.

"I'm a damson in distress, help me!"

by menameis April 21, 2009

Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.

*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*

by Pussywigga February 1, 2019