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damese

Nice, talented beautiful girl loves to dance thinks about her circle loves to talk really nice pretty she don't care what people think about her unique tall shy opens up to her space more and get boys and she's also smart.
Damese is very pretty and smart
by Damese May 29, 2017
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Damsel-in-Distressed

This is where a woman manufactures an intimate yet fake online relationship with a (usually lonely) male to con him out of money. After she sinks her claws in, she comes up with a story that her electricity and internet are about to be cut off and she won't be able to talk to him anymore. The guy believes he is a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue and wires her a few hundred dollars. Meanwhile, the grifter girl has another 6 marks on the hook who she's currently working. (The guy is distressed when he finally figures it out…)
Dude, you look like hell! What happened?

I met this really great girl over the internet. We fell in love and were planning to meet in person. But she lost her job and couldn't pay her bills. So I sent her some money to help her out but I haven't heard from her in days. I'm really worried something happened to her.

Dude! You totally got Damsel-in-Distressed!

What?

Uh, never mind.
by Lo S3lf 3st33m January 16, 2011
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damsel

A young women who is beautiful and usually unmarried.
Wow, that Nida is a damsel... ;)
by InUrFACE!!! July 1, 2009
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daese

A much more emphatic version of diss. Sometimes used sarcastically to acknowledge an insult at oneself or another and at the same time turn the object of conversation from the insulted person(s) to the insult itself. Usually a conversation-stopper. Origin: Illinois Mathematics & Science Academy, c. 1996
John: Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Jim: oh, DEASE.

John: Yea, I thought that was a pretty good one. Came up with it myself.
by Vishesh Narayen January 27, 2005
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Damsel Slap

Whipping a flaccid penis across the face of a sleeping (or unsuspecting) woman.
I was hangin' with the Avon Grove crew and Kyle got drunk and damsel slapped Jody when she was trippin' balls.
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
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Damase

Tall, buff, snarky white dude. Swears a LOT. Is really sweet if you push through the tornado of profanities. Is really into firefighting, martial arts, working out. Loves Marvel movies. Damase is the chillest bro, always ready to lovingly kick your ass!
Person A: Oh look, it's Damase!
Person B: Uh oh, what's he doing now?
Person C: Is that a SWORD ON FIRE
Damase: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?! WHAT WE DOING TODAY? ROCKS? GUNS? ESCAPE ROOMS? LET'S GO

Urban Dictionary Voter: We should approve this definition cuz Damase's friends are trying to pull a totally tubular prank!
Damase's friends: fucking please.
by turtlehaver December 19, 2020
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damsel in distress

A stereotype of portraying an unmarried female who needs to be saved.
Snow White(Show White and the seven Dwarfs), Sleeping Beauty(Sleeping Beauty), Princess Zelda(The Legend of Zelda, The Adventures of Link, A Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time, the Oracle Series, Four Swords), Princess Peach Toadstoal(some of the Mario games) and etc.
by MoonGirl July 29, 2004
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