damadge

Just like damage but it’s damaDge.

Can be used as an adjective, verb, really anything you’d like I let.
Though this is the real way to spell it.

Bruh that dude right there is damaDged goods

damadge by Tee dog the great April 17, 2021

Damage Limitation 

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.

Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.

Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

Sperm Damage 

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.

A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.

Sperm Damage by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012

Massive Damage

The HP loss caused by attacking someone's weakspot.

I was in the woods the other day, and this level 45 Ogre tried attacking me, so I stabbed his weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Massive Damage by XRXS July 11, 2006

tim damage 

noun: Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time.

I just took Tim Damage!

tim damage by Auclyn June 24, 2018

Dorito Damage 

To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.

Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.

Dorito Damage by Marcus Solomon April 23, 2008