dahub 

Big capped idiot

P1: have you watched DaHub today?
P2: yes i have it was pretty funny.

dahub by StreamSniper69 August 30, 2020

dahub 

A dick head that will time you out for saying 1 funny pun.

Person 1:I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
DaHub: TIMED OUT MF

dahub by Thickerest cube September 29, 2020

mud dauber 

The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.

Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”

mud dauber by Gilligans island October 13, 2018

Danube

The most versatile word ever to exist. Is it a verb? Is it an adjective? Perhaps even a noun. The only person who knows the secret of this word is Hans von Hozel, the word's infamous creator. Danube is a word which works well in any situation.

She danubed across the room.

I danube what you are saying.

I danube, you danube, he/she/it danubes.

Danube by Hozel von Hans November 22, 2010

Mecca dauber

In the context of the Arctic Monkey's song, Mecca Dauber refers to a large male organ - the Betting Pencil to a small one.

Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

Mecca dauber by Booshete' November 21, 2010

dasuberpoop 

Crazy-ass grimy nigga from NY who does funny video game commentary on YouTube. Basically a mix of Samuel Jackson and Uncle Ruckus. Likes fried chicken, Sasha Grey, laughing like a maniac, putting a foot up your ass and releasing videos every 99 years. Comedy at its finest.

dasuberpoop's signature intro: What's going on y'all, it's Das, and I'm ready to open up a big fat can of whoop ass right here in *name of the game*

playing Battlefield: Gimme your fucking dogtags, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

killing an enemy: Lay down, bitch./Take yo nap, sucka./Your life wasn't sweet, but your death is sweet. /Ohhh, right in the fucking brain, you dumb bitch./SHOTTY FOR THE BODY BABEH

killing someone with a wooden plank in The Last of Us: *singing* GOOD WOOOOOOD, GOOOOD WOOOOOOOD, OOO OOO *laughing maniacally*

politely telling a player to drive away: I'll take that mohawk, I'll shave the hair right off your head, I'll shove every fucking hair right up yo ass. You better run.

battlefield: PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH. PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH.

trying to flank enemies: Lemme see if I can do my flanky thang!

making fun of a player's name: EvaporatedPoison... EvaporatedPiss, that's exactly what you are, you piece of trash.

What the fuck are you still doing here? Go watch dasuberpoop, fucking dumbass.

dasuberpoop by Hideo Fucking Kojima February 10, 2020

dahab 

Dahab is an amazing cute funny girl that can bitchy & annoying sometimes but she is beautiful on the inside & the outside. Everyone would like to be her friend because of her well-known personality. She will fight u if you annoy her or get on her nerves. She also had beautiful eyes. She also loves either coffee or tea. She is a social girl that everyone would like to talk to her. You can always jinx with her or she can finish ur sentence if your a good friend to her. She is smart & stunning. She also likes attention from other people and she gets distracted by the weirdest things. Her name means gold in Arabic. She is just gorgeous & really funny.

Dahab is so funny I jinxed with her twice today!
Tell me about It she is so gorgeous

dahab by Janey76 April 2, 2018