dasuberpoop 

Crazy-ass grimy nigga from NY who does funny video game commentary on YouTube. Basically a mix of Samuel Jackson and Uncle Ruckus. Likes fried chicken, Sasha Grey, laughing like a maniac, putting a foot up your ass and releasing videos every 99 years. Comedy at its finest.

dasuberpoop's signature intro: What's going on y'all, it's Das, and I'm ready to open up a big fat can of whoop ass right here in *name of the game*

playing Battlefield: Gimme your fucking dogtags, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

killing an enemy: Lay down, bitch./Take yo nap, sucka./Your life wasn't sweet, but your death is sweet. /Ohhh, right in the fucking brain, you dumb bitch./SHOTTY FOR THE BODY BABEH

killing someone with a wooden plank in The Last of Us: *singing* GOOD WOOOOOOD, GOOOOD WOOOOOOOD, OOO OOO *laughing maniacally*

politely telling a player to drive away: I'll take that mohawk, I'll shave the hair right off your head, I'll shove every fucking hair right up yo ass. You better run.

battlefield: PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH. PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH.

trying to flank enemies: Lemme see if I can do my flanky thang!

making fun of a player's name: EvaporatedPoison... EvaporatedPiss, that's exactly what you are, you piece of trash.

What the fuck are you still doing here? Go watch dasuberpoop, fucking dumbass.

dasuberpoop by Hideo Fucking Kojima February 10, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012