Dauber

a pen or marker used to cross off the number that have been called out in a game of bingo. Most recently refered to in Arctic Monkeys song, "Fluorescent Adolescent"

"Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?"

Dauber by daw. May 29, 2007

Dauber

A really annoying person that you work with that doesn't know when to leave you the hell alone! has the IQ of "Dauber Dybinski" on the 80- 90's show COACH... A total IDIOT!

Bobby is being a freaking Dauber today I can't stand that guy!!!

Dauber by Wouldn't you like to know2 July 2, 2008

mud dauber 

The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.

Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”

mud dauber by Gilligans island October 13, 2018

Mecca dauber

In the context of the Arctic Monkey's song, Mecca Dauber refers to a large male organ - the Betting Pencil to a small one.

Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

Mecca dauber by Booshete' November 21, 2010

mecca dauber

A Pen used to mark or 'daub' scores in bingo (Mecca Bingo)
symbolises the change from excitement to safety or boredom.

Used in the Arctic Monkeys Song 'Fluorescent Adolescent'

'Mecca Dauber or a betting pencil'

mecca dauber by Lucas Kerr April 1, 2008

Don't Get your dauber down

- for one to get ones "dauber down" is when someone is depressed about something menial. The expression is normally said by a friend, parent, teacher, or coach as a slightly humorous way of telling the subject to cheer up.

Joe- Misses the field goal in practice for the second time in a row

Coach- Now c'mon now Joe, "don't get your dauber down"

Don't Get your dauber down by silachoo September 24, 2010

Dirt-Dauber

A “Dirt-Dauber” is a female that usually wears 9$ Walmart “Cowgirl boots” and shorts that she cut from her moms favorite going out jeans,and will normally hit the sheets with anyone that drives a Dirt Track car “Even Buzz Car Drivers”, can usually be found at your local dirt track and is easily spotted by her bleach blonde hair and her Obnoxiously loud laugh, and or her cussing loudly “cause Jimmy spun Earl in turn 3 cause he is jealous of me”!! She claims she’s not a whore, but has been around the track more than half the cars... Dirt-Daubers are not to be confused with RIVER RATS OR MUD CRICKETS but are a very close relative!!!

(Adam Isbell)

A “Dirt-Dauber” is a female that usually wears 9$ Walmart “Cowgirl boots” and shorts that she cut from her moms favorite going out jeans,and will normally hit the sheets with anyone that drives a Dirt Track car “Even Buzz Car Drivers”, can usually be found at your local dirt track and is easily spotted by her bleach blonde hair and her Obnoxiously loud laugh, and or her cussing loudly “cause Jimmy spun Earl in turn 3 cause he is jealous of me”!! She claims she’s not a whore, but has been around the track more than half the cars... Dirt-Daubers are not to be confused with RIVER RATS OR MUD CRICKETS but are a very close relative!!!

(Adam Isbell)

Dirt-Dauber by Pek0714 August 26, 2018