Danube

The most versatile word ever to exist. Is it a verb? Is it an adjective? Perhaps even a noun. The only person who knows the secret of this word is Hans von Hozel, the word's infamous creator. Danube is a word which works well in any situation.

She danubed across the room.

I danube what you are saying.

I danube, you danube, he/she/it danubes.

Danube by Hozel von Hans November 22, 2010

danube goblins 

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me

The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.

danube goblins by Goblin king April 17, 2019

Blue Danube 

When your penis goes blue from wanking it too hard. Excessively choking the chicken all day, until the head of your cock goes blue, or even purple.

How's your blue danube brotha? Geese real sore, almost purple Jim.

Blue Danube by BlairBlue July 5, 2006

Dinner in the Danube Delta 

To perform oral sex on a very wet eastern European woman.

Svetlana invited me to dinner in the Danube Delta, and I had to breathe through my ears.

Dinner in the Danube Delta by George Vespe May 6, 2008

Blue Danube 

When you have been looking for the name of a certain song for a very long time then you finally find it.

Person 1: I just found out the name to this cool electro beat!
Person 2: Not much of an interesting blue danube moment

Blue Danube by Kim Jong-Ill May 12, 2020

Blue Danube 

That very iconic classical waltz tune you hear in many movies and cartoon shows (aka the theme from 2001: space odyssey). Very comedic when you juxtapose it with a chaotic situation.

Uh oh, looks like the neighbor's are fighting again. Alexa, play Blue Danube.

Blue Danube by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2021

mud dauber 

The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.

Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”

mud dauber by Gilligans island October 13, 2018