dadjf

why are you typing random letters?

person1:dadjf
person2: what the fuck?

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

djdjf

Don’t just dance, just fuck

Yo bro djdjf. Get it

by Djdjf by a and k March 25, 2023

Dadfather

A man who provides assistance to his fellow fathers in need. He follows the mission to Advise Protect Support fathers and their children. Always available, a dadfather is a man you can trust.

1. A single dad tries to get his son to school before heading to work, and gets an emergency phone call... He hangs up and calls a Dadfather to step in and help protect and support his family while he deals with his emergency.
2. Depressed and neglecting his duties as a dad, Man reaches out to the dadfather for advice and support.
3. Single Dad trying to make ends meet can ask the Dadfather for assistance.
4. Fight for the rights of the single dad, be a dadfather!

by Sweasil McGeasil September 7, 2012

dadfa

Deputy Assistant Director of Fuck All

that person on the committee is a dadfa
a person who has a big job tite(or who think he/her has) that does nothing or fuck all

by Chriscoo June 27, 2008

dadjacker

A person who Jacks off their dad or a father figure.

JOHN YOU ARE SUCH A DADJACKER

by MonkeyBoy7770997 March 6, 2023

dadtf

Drunk and down to fuck. Defines the mindframe in which your inebriation (a) strips you of all logical, decision-making skills; (b) depletes your knowledge of the word "no;" and (c) makes horniness conquer all. You are pursuing bad decisions in the name of getting some, but masking the shame with copious amounts of alcohol.

Girl 1: Are you going to that shady frat tonight? They'll probably date-rape you
Girl 2: Fuck yeah, I don't even need to be drugged! I'm DADTF.

by alphaphratty March 22, 2009

dadified

when a man spends too long looking after his children and can no longer function as a normal adult

Cody-"I'm hungry"
Kyle-"Nice to meet you I'm Kyle"
Cody-"woah you've been dadified"

by sadboyXD June 6, 2017