Dad Poo

That distinct smell of a bathroom that is left only after your Dad or any Dad takes a dump in it.

John your shits smell like Dad Poo

Dad Poo by slice267999292 January 19, 2012

dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

dAd pOo by Weird fish weird bishhh September 1, 2019

dad poop 

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

dad poop by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

Dad Poop 

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

Dad Poop by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019

Poor Dad 

Someone who has a poor dad and lives in a tent . Or a dumpster if the rent was too much . Usually has Robotic legs but not always .

Hey I saw a poor dad today. He was in his tent oiling his legs !

Poor Dad by Poor dad shooter 69420666 November 26, 2020

Last year, at the pool with dad

When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.

“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect

Last year, at the pool with dad by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024

dirty dadpool 

When you are fornicating with your girlfriend in the pool and her dad comes in for a swim then immediately realizes what’s happening and offers to help out

I was banging my girl in the pool and her dad got in and insisted on joining in. It was a dirty Dadpool.

dirty dadpool by Idontmaketherules April 16, 2020