Tackettttt's definitions

Disney mom

The mom that looks down on other moms for her parenting - usually cloth diapers, breastfeeds, feeds their child non GMO food, refuses to do cry it out or use baby gates. Thinks telling their kids no is abuse. Believes any other parent who doesn't do these things is the devil incarnate.

Destiney is such a disney mom, she went off on me for giving my 2 year old a lunchable yesterday.

by Tackettttt October 31, 2017

dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017