Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.
"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."
by didegerdoo2112 November 08, 2019
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Nose Candy

Bro, Adam and I just hit the Nose Candy!
by didegerdoo2112 November 01, 2019
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