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Bro dozer
A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.
Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?
John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...
John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...
Bro dozer by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022
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Hose Dozer
A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!
Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!
Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Hose Dozer by rad von awesome October 21, 2010
grow dozer
A big, lifted, dirty truck. Usually a diesel and is used by a marijuana grower as a tow vehicle for big utility trailers to transport supplies and soils to tge grow site. Grow Dozers gained notoriety in Humbokdt County. A Grow Hoe is usually riding shotgun, next to the grower.
grow dozer by Lambobill December 20, 2017
porn dozer
porn dozer by Colesludge September 22, 2017
Dunkin' Dozer
"Oh shit, I gotta drop a huge Dunkin' Dozer before I ruin my pants all over the place."
"Sucks to be you man. That's why I stay away from coffee."
"Sucks to be you man. That's why I stay away from coffee."
Dunkin' Dozer by SiN 666 December 9, 2008
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