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s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d. 

Stare From A Distance, But Can't Approach Disorder
It's when you stare at a girl/boy who is pretty, but for the life of you, you can't seem to go to her/him and talk.
Popularly used by Adande "sWooZie" Thorne
John-Damn! that girl is fine as hell

Will-So go talk to her, man.

John-I can't, I have s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Will-Damn, man, that sucks!
s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d. by Khyo January 19, 2014

I.D.E.F.C.A.F. 

I Don't Even Fucking Care Anymore Fuck.
A: "john broke up with me."
B: "aww, youll get over it"
A: "I.D.E.F.C.A.F."
I.D.E.F.C.A.F. by 143m August 31, 2010

E.A.F.D.C 

E.A.F.D.C
E.A.F.D.C by Communist0 April 11, 2015
pronounced C-F-A-D or Ka Fad or See Fad
stands for

Cute From A Distance
From a distance they seem attractive, but as you get a closer look at them, there ugly, thus cute from a distance
For the bro's

Bro A: Dude check out that girl across the dance floor damn she is so bodacious
Bro B: Damn she is..wait hold on she's coming this way
Bro A: OH SHIT! nevermind C.F.A.D
Bro B: oh fuck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bro A: damn..let's go get fucked up
Bro B: ok -_-''

For the Girls
Girl A: Ooo girrl he is fine
Girl B: Damn I wonder what he looks like shirtless
Girl A: omgah girl he's looking this way, omgah he's coming over here
Girl B: oh fuck C.F.A.D damn let's pertend to be lesbians so he'll go away
Girl A: ok lol

Y.D.A.F.O.C

Y.D.A.F.O.C Which stands for Young Dumb And Full Of Cum
Bobby-yo i think the condom broke when I banged Carly.
Alex & Jon- your Y.D.A.F.O.C(Young Dumb And Full Of Cum)
Y.D.A.F.O.C by Jon Pitt April 7, 2008

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!