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C.F.A.D

pronounced C-F-A-D or Ka Fad or See Fad
stands for

Cute From A Distance
From a distance they seem attractive, but as you get a closer look at them, there ugly, thus cute from a distance
For the bro's

Bro A: Dude check out that girl across the dance floor damn she is so bodacious
Bro B: Damn she is..wait hold on she's coming this way
Bro A: OH SHIT! nevermind C.F.A.D
Bro B: oh fuck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bro A: damn..let's go get fucked up
Bro B: ok -_-''

For the Girls
Girl A: Ooo girrl he is fine
Girl B: Damn I wonder what he looks like shirtless
Girl A: omgah girl he's looking this way, omgah he's coming over here
Girl B: oh fuck C.F.A.D damn let's pertend to be lesbians so he'll go away
Girl A: ok lol
by Johnny Is Brutally Honest December 7, 2009
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s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Stare From A Distance, But Can't Approach Disorder
It's when you stare at a girl/boy who is pretty, but for the life of you, you can't seem to go to her/him and talk.
Popularly used by Adande "sWooZie" Thorne
John-Damn! that girl is fine as hell

Will-So go talk to her, man.

John-I can't, I have s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Will-Damn, man, that sucks!
by Khyo January 19, 2014
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L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!
by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010
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E.A.F.D.C

by Communist0 April 11, 2015
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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D.F.A.C.

- A simple acronym that means Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.
- Shorter and sweeter then the classic Fuck Bitches Get Money.

-See Disregard Females, Acquire Currency or Fuck Bitches Get Money
1. "Olga just dumped me"

"D.F.A.C."

"Yea, true that Jim"

2. "What do you wanna do tonight bro"

"D.F.A.C."

"Aight, but lets lax first"
by Poop-Exchange June 2, 2010
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Y.D.A.F.O.C

Y.D.A.F.O.C Which stands for Young Dumb And Full Of Cum
Bobby-yo i think the condom broke when I banged Carly.
Alex & Jon- your Y.D.A.F.O.C(Young Dumb And Full Of Cum)
by Jon Pitt April 7, 2008
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