czarine

When you meet Czarine, you'll see someone who's got it all. Her sweet voice will make you feel like a wind chime on a gentle breeze, her stare can actually make you freeze. She can dance, she can sing, heck she can do everything! She once wrestled a bear, strangled an elephant and ate a great white. She's just beautiful - in every sense of the word. There's a myriad more of lovely words to define this person but that would be too exhausting for a lazy writer.

P.S. She's a smart ass. ;) You're welcome.

Guy 1: She's the most beautiful visual explosion my eyes have ever beheld.

Guy 2: Ah yea you mean czarine.

by RafaNadal November 18, 2013

Carine

Carine is a great person. She cares a lot about people. Though she goes through a lot she makes sure everyone around her is happy. Don't take Carine's for granted, they are amazing, don't let me get started on how cute they are. She works really hard and doesn't let people get the best of them. She's crazy, weird, funny and loud. Everyone will have a crush on her. Though she can still be shy and have thinks so hard on things and puts everyones happiness before hers, she's great and you'll be making a mistake if you ever let her go or mess with her !

Omg, I love Carine soo much, she's amazing !

by imthatgirl777 January 16, 2019

Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

by facething November 3, 2012

Czarina

Czarina is a strong woman, with a heart of gold. She's a social butterfly and cares immensely about her relationships. Czarina is very smart and very beautiful both inside and out. She has a smile that can light up the darkest of rooms. She has many talents and is naturally gifted. Czarina is the type of person you meet and feel blessed to have encountered. She's an incredibly sweet and wonderful person, a joy to be around. She will succeed in anything she does, as long as she puts her mind to it. Any guy would be lucky to have her. She is special and the type of woman who only comes across once (maybe twice if you're really lucky) in a lifetime. She can act like your annoying little sister, and you can't help but laugh when she does because she is SO funny. She wants to bring happiness to others and is likely to be remembered for her source of pure joy. She's a great friend to have and an inspiration to talk to. You love her from the moment you meet her and consider it a gift to watch her grow and become her own person. With all the potential to bring such strength, beauty, joy, inspiration, and love to the world, Czarina is the only one who can truly live up to her name.

~*On Czarina's Birthday*~

World: I wonder if anything interesting is going to happen today?
God: Look out world, I'm sending one of my best.

by the winds of change March 25, 2021

Rusty Clarinet

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012