As real as a doughnut. Ass so nice, cant help but write songs about it. A dime +99. Always leaves a light on for chemistry. Doesn’t know how to fail (Armageddon style). The Bonanza Commander. A passionately curious paradoxical firestorm with pyrogenic lightning.

New Dude: I met Cyrena last night, she is an exciting and sexy lady.

Friend: Yes, I love Cyrena, we always set the neighborhood on fire!

Cyrena by Harrie Stamper April 23, 2020

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Cybernate

To take random extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.

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"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"

"oh sorry, im cybernating"

"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"

Cybernate by carneyman17 December 24, 2009

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sirius cybernetics

a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came. their product's superficial flaws hid their fundimental design flaws. makers of almost every electronic device in the galaxy.

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sirius cybernetics by annon. January 19, 2004

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The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003

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