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Cyberphobia 

An uncommon fear of working with computers.
My Cyberphobia is so extreme, I can't even be in the same room with a computer.
Cyberphobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008
Asian dude of late 2020 playing cyberpunk 2077, often having masturbation in between sessions.
That cybergook used so much toilet paper last night.
cybergook by cybergook December 14, 2020

cybertoothing 

noun, verb, adj: the act of using social media to air your grievances
absolutely amazed at the amount of cybertoothing on twitter today!
cybertoothing by beelee1113 January 26, 2011

Cyberpowerfucked 

A term that was originally used to describe what happens when you buy a computer from Cyberpower inc, but has now broadened to mean 'any piece of computer hardware that breaks soon after you recieve it.'
"Did you get that new hard drive yet?"
"Yeah, but when I put it in, it didn't work"
"Ouch, you totally got Cyberpowerfucked on that one"
the use of the internet to disseminate disinformation and propaganda through the use of viral emails and blog posts with fictional attributions.
Viral emails that have alleged that President Obama was sworn in on a Koran, is a secret Muslim, was born in Kenya and won't recite the Pledge of Allegiance are examples of cyberprop.
cyberprop by Braised Cod September 24, 2009

Cyberoot 

Totally fabricated online sexual relationship between an extremely lonely person and their imaginary friends.

A Cyberoot is somewhat similar to Cybersex, except that there is only ever one person involved. The cyberooter will allude to the relationship continuously, but be scant with specific details or fail to reveal the identity of the other party.

Therefore, a Cyberoot is a perverse form of public online masturbation, combined with a strong dose of story telling. It is generally performed by Netscrags who are so utterly undesirable that they unable to even attract an online pseudo-lover.
That Netscrag is so fugly, she could only ever get herself a Cyberoot.
Cyberoot by OhNoNoNo April 19, 2010