cyberjack

a guy who talks nd flirts to girls all day nd doesnt talk to them in real life nd is pussy when it comes to that

Johnny is a cyberjack

cyberjack by fhugburvnrenvnfews June 30, 2006

Cyberslacking 

Using a companies computer and Internet for personal activities when one should be doing work.

John's job is so boring and monotonous that he started Cyberslacking by browsing Youtube for hours everyday.

Cyberslacking by guy from the twin cities May 27, 2009

Cyberjank 

The REAL Vaporwave of Eastern bloc countries during 90's and 2000's.

Grey panel building suburbs soaked in tropical summer sun juxtaposed with graffiti, kebab shops, MMORPGs, CS 1.6 plugins, eurojank games, Unregistered HyperCam2, OUTRAGEOUS early Internet lingo, techno/trance/hardstyle/chiptune/nightcore/newgrounds, AMVs and heaps of nostalgia under the aforementioned manifested by youtube comments from all over Eastern Europe that go unnoticed just because nobody made a word for what they're trying to express.

Made through combining words "cyberpunk" and "eurojank".

Gary MCF's remix of "Project Well" by Beattraax blasting full-volume from a post-communist flat is the most cyberjank thing I can think of.

Cyberjank by xxxWESTERNANIMATIONxxx April 26, 2020

cyberfucked 

When there is a glitch happening in a videogame that looks out of place.

What is that car doing to that truck?

They are bouncing up and down inside of each other.
We are getting cyberfucked. *walks away in GTA RP*

cyberfucked by Kaylon1 March 23, 2021

Cyberdeck

Alternative slang for what most would commonly refer to as a laptop or notebook and/or netbook computer. But could also extend to an iPAD as well. It is derived from THE SPRAWL Trilogy (*this includes the short stories Johnny Mnemonic, New Rose Hotel, Burning Chrome) of Sci-Fi Cyberpunk novels by William Gibson (Neuromancer, Count Zero, Mona Lisa Overdrive). ---basically, die hard fans and wishful thinkers who are bored/disappointed with modern tech as it exists now (such as a smart phone) for being too practical and lacking imagination, and have labeled things in the manner of the alternate 1980s of Gibson's Cyberpunk world line; and in a sense, sticking to more cumbersome (and often times outdated) tech in contrast to what is accepted by the collective majority. Thus some might flip open a laptop/note book and log onto the Internet... others will power up their Cyberdeck and jack into Cyberspace.

John: "This new Smart Phone is awesome. Gotta' let the world know where I'm at."

{Case pulls out laptop and jacks in a G3/G4 modem link}

Case: "My dumb phone handles my calls... but I still lug around my Cyberdeck to get online."

{Everyone stares at Case as he does this}

Together: "Why?"

Case: "It's just how I roll."

Cyberdeck by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011

CyberSucker 

A Person who thinks digital social networking is a waste of time, but wants to keep updated from friends and family who are into digital networking.

Hey Julie did you hear Sue is getting married? She just twittered me!?" "your joking! I don't use that Twitter crap I don't need to know who is making toast or going to the bathroom what a waste of time! Anyway what else did she say, can you have a look?" "your such a cybersucker! Get your own account!

CyberSucker by Chumio August 18, 2010

Cyberjocks 

A LAN center in New York. The best of the best. With many events and prizes.

Go to their website "www.cyberjocks.com"

Are you a cyberjock?

Cyberjocks by andrew braczynski January 29, 2005