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Cyberjocks 

A shitty LAN center that serves low quality food, shitty energy drinks, shitty computers, quite poor customer service. A place where seniority means nothing, if you spent $1500 there, and you go in high, or don't like the owner Scott Turner (who is a stereotypical nigger)your going to get nagged like a coon asking for reperation from the white man. Don't go to the facility, its a waste of time and money, and if they keep at the rate they are going, they will go under soon anyways.
Kid 1:Eh, I'm pretty fuckin high right now, wanna go to Cyberjocks?

Kid 2: Ummm isn't that nig turner back in town?
Cyberjocks by Scott Turner January 12, 2008

Cyberjocks 

A place in New York where nerds like to gather around each other and play video games. There are absolutely no girls in the facility because all the guys that go there are usually fat slobs or black
Guy 1: Hey man, lets go up to Cyberjocks.
Guy 2: Hell no man, that place is a sausage fest
Guy 1: No wayz man. Alot of girls go there
Guy 2: Prove it.
Guy 1: *cry*
Guy 2: Noob
Cyberjocks by YarImaPirate October 18, 2008

cyberjacker 

ken's mom caught him diddling to internet porn, everyone knows he's a cyberjacker.
cyberjacker by stuart ivey February 26, 2008

Cybermocker 

Virtual-based mockery through a website or social media posts, focused on a person, place or thing by posting true and accurate quotes, images, video which serve to shed the "target" of the mockery in a humorous light. A Cybermocker depends heavily on pointing out ironic and contradictory information about a person, particularly if that information was originally created or posted by the "target". Unlike Cyberstalking, which is a crime, there is not an element of anonymity or threat in Cybermocking. Cybermocking is particularly effective at detecting thin skin, pomposity, self importance and embellishment. Cybermocking is a First Amendment protected form of Speech.
Examples of Cybermocker would be someone posting at a John Kerry related site: "I voted for the bill before I voted against it". The author of an article in Slate magazine on the complete "Bushisms" is a Cybermocker.
Cybermocker by MongCon August 25, 2013

cyberjock 

A competitive tournament gamer. Also on oxymoron.
cyberjock by Anonymous August 20, 2003
a guy who talks nd flirts to girls all day nd doesnt talk to them in real life nd is pussy when it comes to that
Johnny is a cyberjack
cyberjack by fhugburvnrenvnfews June 30, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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