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cyberhoe

a person who talks all their trash on social networks (twitter, facebook, myspace, formspring, etc) but doesn't say it to the person's face.
Jena - How bout' last nite i get on my facebook and see Trish got me all over her page talking bout "Jena a hoe. She slept with the whole football team. She's fake and smells like fish." So when I confronted her this morning in class she just walked away."

Cassie - That's a cyberhoe for ya'.
by KalaBree May 22, 2010
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CyberHobo

A Hobo is a person that travels to work

A tramp is a person that travels and wont work

A bum is a person that will neither travel or work

A CyberHobo is a person who travels and works, but most of all has a lot of fun! A CyberHobo’s work is on computers, internet, etc. (whatever for money)
CyberHobo is building a website while traveling on the road.
by CyberHobo June 28, 2012
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cyberhomosex

the sexual act between two or more men over the net
I did some cyberhomosex with one that looks like boygeorge
by c.h.s. April 17, 2009
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Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in

1. ( Noun )- Post Pandemic Quarantine Prostitution through highly-criticized and controversial social media platforms such as OnlyFans, which allows its users to earn revenue through selling/sharing of explicit content to followers and subscribers throughout the world wide web.

2. Verb - To participate, perform, or promote the act of cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in

- Cyber-pimp and Cyber-hoe: (noun) An individual who practices cyber-hoe'in as a career or profession,

The term is also known as "Cloud Hookin" by a small portion of both the UK and parts of East Asia
-Origin - Introduced globally during pandemic - covid19 - which popularized online content sharing for its legality and overall safety, impacting modern-day prostitution as a direct result of social distancing, shelter-in, and stay-at-home orders aimed at reduced contact.

The term Cyber-pimpin suggests that a female profile on Onlyfans is unofficially moderated. promoted, or encouraged by a superior who does a majority of decision making, controlling uploaded content and pricing to any nude content shared, while collecting a percentage of all user earnings which a delegated cyber hoe is entitled to.
Man if unemployment insurance don't look out for me, I'm gonna have to try to convince a few bitches to let me start Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in they ass out on onlyfans because covid starting to have these bitches ready to work in order to make rent.

Nowadays, prostitution takes place online through websites like onlyfans, where selling nude explicit material is safer. socially acceptable, and completely legal, however, still frowned upon by a large portion of society who views cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in to be a similar phenomenon to sex trafficking and modern-day prostitution.
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Cyber Hoe

1. A man or woman who has cyber sex with multiple partners in one day.

2.someone who will cyber anything with 2 hands
Man she had cyber sex with 5 men in one day, she is such a cyber hoe.
by kritter October 1, 2004
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Cyberholism

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.
1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.
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cyberheimers

That moment of going online only to forget what you were about to access.
I just opened a new tab in Internet Explorer, butbecause of cyberheimers I immediately forgot what I opened it for.
by Old Foagie October 8, 2011
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