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cyberhoe 

a person who talks all their trash on social networks (twitter, facebook, myspace, formspring, etc) but doesn't say it to the person's face.
Jena - How bout' last nite i get on my facebook and see Trish got me all over her page talking bout "Jena a hoe. She slept with the whole football team. She's fake and smells like fish." So when I confronted her this morning in class she just walked away."

Cassie - That's a cyberhoe for ya'.
cyberhoe by KalaBree May 22, 2010
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CyberHobo 

A Hobo is a person that travels to work

A tramp is a person that travels and wont work

A bum is a person that will neither travel or work

A CyberHobo is a person who travels and works, but most of all has a lot of fun! A CyberHobo’s work is on computers, internet, etc. (whatever for money)
CyberHobo is building a website while traveling on the road.
CyberHobo by CyberHobo June 28, 2012

cyberhomosex 

the sexual act between two or more men over the net
I did some cyberhomosex with one that looks like boygeorge
cyberhomosex by c.h.s. April 17, 2009

Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in 

1. ( Noun )- Post Pandemic Quarantine Prostitution through highly-criticized and controversial social media platforms such as OnlyFans, which allows its users to earn revenue through selling/sharing of explicit content to followers and subscribers throughout the world wide web.

2. Verb - To participate, perform, or promote the act of cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in

- Cyber-pimp and Cyber-hoe: (noun) An individual who practices cyber-hoe'in as a career or profession,

The term is also known as "Cloud Hookin" by a small portion of both the UK and parts of East Asia
-Origin - Introduced globally during pandemic - covid19 - which popularized online content sharing for its legality and overall safety, impacting modern-day prostitution as a direct result of social distancing, shelter-in, and stay-at-home orders aimed at reduced contact.

The term Cyber-pimpin suggests that a female profile on Onlyfans is unofficially moderated. promoted, or encouraged by a superior who does a majority of decision making, controlling uploaded content and pricing to any nude content shared, while collecting a percentage of all user earnings which a delegated cyber hoe is entitled to.
Man if unemployment insurance don't look out for me, I'm gonna have to try to convince a few bitches to let me start Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in they ass out on onlyfans because covid starting to have these bitches ready to work in order to make rent.

Nowadays, prostitution takes place online through websites like onlyfans, where selling nude explicit material is safer. socially acceptable, and completely legal, however, still frowned upon by a large portion of society who views cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in to be a similar phenomenon to sex trafficking and modern-day prostitution.

Cyber Hoe 

1. A man or woman who has cyber sex with multiple partners in one day.

2.someone who will cyber anything with 2 hands
Man she had cyber sex with 5 men in one day, she is such a cyber hoe.
Cyber Hoe by kritter October 1, 2004

Cyberholism 

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.
1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.

cyberheimers 

That moment of going online only to forget what you were about to access.
I just opened a new tab in Internet Explorer, butbecause of cyberheimers I immediately forgot what I opened it for.
cyberheimers by Old Foagie October 8, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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