cyberhead

when a meatpuppet fantasizes about a hot chick giving him head.

meatpuppet : I teased her into giving me cyberhead.

audience: you da man!

cyberhead by feral BH September 2, 2007

Cyberhead

A Cyberhead is someone who is obsessed with their smartphone and/or social media.
Cyberheads can be found anywhere, in a coffee shop, on the metro, or walking down the street. Cyberheads are characterized by their almost-unblinking gaze that is locked on their handheld devices.
Many Cyberheads document every little thing in real life using their smartphone camera; whether it be mundane or remotely interesting, they collect moments of their life that lose value the second they pull out their phones and hit record.
Cyberheads are constantly on social media. If a Cyberhead forgets to carry their smartphone with them somewhere- expect a meltdown.
A Cyberheads phone almost never dies- it's always charging, and they will most likely bring a charger with them everywhere.
Many Cyberheads unabashedly speak in memes, and their version of humor and joking follows the format of a meme.
If you suspect someone is a Cyberhead, ask them, "When was the last time your phone dropped to 5% battery life or died?" If their answer is "Never," they are most likely a Cyberhead.
You can provoke a Cyberhead and bring out their true colors by doing something funny, or out of the ordinary, then coaxing them by saying, "Imagine if you got that on Snapchat?!"
If they become excited, they are most likely a Cyberhead, if they ask you to re-enact your funny, clumsy or spontaneous moment so they can document it through their smartphone camera- they are definitely a Cyberhead.

Sally: Oh my god you need to meet my friend Janice, she's so funny!
Frank: Well, invite her the next time were going out!
Helen: I will! But let me show you some Snapchats I took of her!!
Frank: Uhhh... okay? (Helen is such a Cyberhead... Why can't she just allow Janice to show me her sense humor herself- in real life? Can life ever surprise me anymore?)

Cyberhead by trashtalk09 June 28, 2018

Cyberbeard 

A made up fake girl friend that closeted homosexuals create on the internet to fool intolerant associates.

That dude T created his self a cyberbeard to pertend he's straight.

Cyberbeard by Steve Polychron January 18, 2013

cyberrhea

1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life

1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.

cyberrhea by batrastard October 31, 2005

Cheerhead 

A cheerleader that considers her and others cheerheads when together. Usually thinks they are better then other people, but thats not really true.

Going to the movies with the cheerheads.

Hanging with the cheerheads.

I love my cheerheads. MEATBAWLS

Cheerhead by Richard Longly October 25, 2010

cyberharem 

An online virtual harem, usually hosting by one male. At least five females must be in the group, and they all answer to the man. They exchange sexual favors, and any man with a cyberharem is very presigious.

Logan: hell yeah these chicks are sending pussy pics

Gunner: goddamn I needa get me a cyberharem

cyberharem by thejollyharlot July 7, 2019

cybertease 

Someone, usually but not necessarily female, who uses the internet to generate sexual interest and excitement toward him/herself but ultimately never delivers any goods

Kim and I have been emailing back and forth for weeks, but she won’t send me any naked JPEGs. She’s just a cybertease.

cybertease by Freakin' Moron August 24, 2008