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Cwant
It is a combination of cunt, twat, and taint. Pronounced like "want" but with a "q" sound. Used as the worst combination of female genitalia slang to achieve ultimate inappropriateness without offending everyone in hear shot, for the time being. Can be used towards a male or female.
Cwant by rusticwear April 13, 2009
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Cwanker (noun)
In popular British slang "to wank" means to maturbate. Recent cultural changes has seen an uprising in men who tend to engage in a practice called "cwanking" (simultaneously crying and wnaking). This is particularly common in sexually repressed males who are ashamed of the enjoyment they receive from masturbation. This leads to the expression of anger and emotion during masturbation and many young men can be found engaging in this on a nightly basis.
In popular British slang "to wank" means to maturbate. Recent cultural changes has seen an uprising in men who tend to engage in a practice called "cwanking" (simultaneously crying and wnaking). This is particularly common in sexually repressed males who are ashamed of the enjoyment they receive from masturbation. This leads to the expression of anger and emotion during masturbation and many young men can be found engaging in this on a nightly basis.
Girl 1: Did you hear from G last night?
Girl 2: No, he was too busy cwanking over a photo of my feet.
Girl 1: That dude is such a cwanker, he probably calls out his mum's name when he's cwanking because he wants her to know how dirty he feels
Girl 2: No, he was too busy cwanking over a photo of my feet.
Girl 1: That dude is such a cwanker, he probably calls out his mum's name when he's cwanking because he wants her to know how dirty he feels
cwanker by stripedslippers March 24, 2012