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Socrates: I am in CWAN
cwan by Suckrates April 6, 2003
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The art of both crying and wanking at the same time
yeah, he broke up with his chick yesterday.. hasnt stopped cwanking
cwank by naughtystustu November 26, 2011
Related Words
Cwant • cwanman • cwanx • cwan • cwangc • cwank • Cwanked • cwanker • Cwanking

Cwanking 

I just caught Chris cwanking over Kate
Cwanking by rantallen June 2, 2011
‘cwanx’ is the definition of someone/something with a humongous cock and has the tendency to like indian people
‘hey have you seen that guy who has a really fat cock and likes indian people? He goes by the name of cwanx’
cwanx by cwanx February 12, 2021
It is a combination of cunt, twat, and taint. Pronounced like "want" but with a "q" sound. Used as the worst combination of female genitalia slang to achieve ultimate inappropriateness without offending everyone in hear shot, for the time being. Can be used towards a male or female.
Betsy is being such a "Cwant", I just want to punch her right in her "Cwant".
Cwant by rusticwear April 13, 2009
a bisexual mcyttwt groupchat that talk about group pissing in 10 minutes, group therapy in 10 minutes, consider aimsey as an honorary member and say a bunch of out of context shit
bob: hey have u heard of cwangc

lily: oh yeah, they’re that chaotic bisexual groupchat right?

bob: yeah they like piss and group therapy
cwangc by beexduo September 3, 2021
Cwanker (noun)
In popular British slang "to wank" means to maturbate. Recent cultural changes has seen an uprising in men who tend to engage in a practice called "cwanking" (simultaneously crying and wnaking). This is particularly common in sexually repressed males who are ashamed of the enjoyment they receive from masturbation. This leads to the expression of anger and emotion during masturbation and many young men can be found engaging in this on a nightly basis.
Girl 1: Did you hear from G last night?
Girl 2: No, he was too busy cwanking over a photo of my feet.
Girl 1: That dude is such a cwanker, he probably calls out his mum's name when he's cwanking because he wants her to know how dirty he feels
cwanker by stripedslippers March 24, 2012
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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