cwanker

Cwanker (noun)
In popular British slang "to wank" means to maturbate. Recent cultural changes has seen an uprising in men who tend to engage in a practice called "cwanking" (simultaneously crying and wnaking). This is particularly common in sexually repressed males who are ashamed of the enjoyment they receive from masturbation. This leads to the expression of anger and emotion during masturbation and many young men can be found engaging in this on a nightly basis.

Girl 1: Did you hear from G last night?
Girl 2: No, he was too busy cwanking over a photo of my feet.
Girl 1: That dude is such a cwanker, he probably calls out his mum's name when he's cwanking because he wants her to know how dirty he feels

by stripedslippers March 24, 2012

clanker

1. racial slur against droids

what a fucking clanker

by im under attack by a lesbian November 26, 2019

Clanker

A slur for robotic individuals.

A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)

by Blackmouth October 13, 2019

canker sore

Mouth ulcer. Basically just a small open wound in your mouth that hurts like hell.

canker sores suck.....

by Bobby De Niro October 30, 2005

Cankerous

A slut, typically a dirty prostitute or meth whore, exhibiting a variety of infected pustules around the mouth, genitala ans rectum including, but not limited to herpes, cold sores, genital warts and scabies.

Roger stopped to pick up a prostitute for a blow on the way home but the street walkers out that night were way to Cankerous so he just went home and gave it a wank.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Clanker

A word only droids can say like nigger but for droids

Sup my clanker

by Oh? On god February 3, 2020

Canker Beast

a fellatious woman. an term meant to be used behind someone's back

Damn! Lexie's a total Canker Beast. I can see the VD falling out of her mouth

by Jay-Rome April 25, 2006