Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

coalition of fat gay retards 

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."

Coalition jumping 

A tactic used in Bytro's strategy games that allows you to have as much information and diplomatic manipulation of the map as possible using player-made coalitions.
"Quebec was coalition jumping, now they know my army location and size"

Coalition of the willing

Personal bitches of the Bush regime. See lapdog.
Their job is basically to take it up the ass when not sucking George Dubya's cock.

Coalition Bang 

When a group of individuals form a team to beat up or bang someone.
The nerds formed a coalition bang to beat up the bully.

Coalition of Glory 

An internet pseudo-religious organization formed of regular contributors to the Yahoo! Answers site, especially those in the Religion and Spirituality category.

It is a nebulous entity whose popularity, and even existence, waxes and wanes.

The Household of the Sun is a subgroup of The Coalition of Glory.
The Coalition of Glory will be hosting Donkey Church this week.
Coalition of Glory by Father Earl November 7, 2011

Coalition Of The Cause 

a local metal band using their musical skill to edify Christ
Did you see that band Coalition Of The Cause? Man, they love Jesus!
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more