Cwanked 

Past tense of cwanking (crying whilst wanking)

Chris just cwanked over Kate

Cwanked by rantallen June 2, 2011

cranked off 

Mad or pissed off

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work

cranked off by Lt. GO December 7, 2015

Chanked Out 

Intensely blazed / toked / stoned / high / that your eyes are as slinky and chinky as a chank can be.

MJ: yo, how the budda treatin ya
Kushman: Damn yo, I am mad CHANKED OUT son!

Chanked Out by master unity mind August 4, 2010

Canked 

U.S. Military slang, meaning cancelled summarily.

My leave was canked last week.

Canked by PJNevada March 24, 2009

shit cranked 

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.

Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.

shit cranked by Hap July 5, 2006

cranked

If someone has been provoked or wound up enough to get annoyed, respond angrily, or lose their cool, they have been cranked - or they are cranked. The word is then often employed on its own to crank them even further.

See also: To crank, crankage.

Person 1: Haha, that game lacks creative vision.
Person 1: STFU it's a great game you idiot.
Person 2: Cranked.

Person 3: You're all a bunch of knobheads, why don't you leave me alone!
Everyone: Person 3 is cranked.

cranked by KevstarSpillmaster February 12, 2012

cranked one 

mastribated furiously.

i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.

cranked one by nobody else here April 22, 2017