Cwanked

Past tense of cwanking (crying whilst wanking)

Chris just cwanked over Kate

by rantallen June 2, 2011

cranked off

Mad or pissed off

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work

by Lt. GO December 7, 2015

Chanked Out

Intensely blazed / toked / stoned / high / that your eyes are as slinky and chinky as a chank can be.

MJ: yo, how the budda treatin ya
Kushman: Damn yo, I am mad CHANKED OUT son!

by master unity mind August 4, 2010

Canked

U.S. Military slang, meaning cancelled summarily.

My leave was canked last week.

by PJNevada March 24, 2009

shit cranked

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.

Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.

by Hap July 5, 2006

cranked

If someone has been provoked or wound up enough to get annoyed, respond angrily, or lose their cool, they have been cranked - or they are cranked. The word is then often employed on its own to crank them even further.

See also: To crank, crankage.

Person 1: Haha, that game lacks creative vision.
Person 1: STFU it's a great game you idiot.
Person 2: Cranked.

Person 3: You're all a bunch of knobheads, why don't you leave me alone!
Everyone: Person 3 is cranked.

by KevstarSpillmaster February 12, 2012

cranked one

mastribated furiously.

i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.

by nobody else here April 22, 2017