cuzin
cuzin by totallydude November 15, 2007
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cuzin • cuzint • cuzinator • Cuzine • Play Cuzin • Ur cuzin hermaphrodite • yum cuzin • Straight Buddy Cuzin' • cubing • Cruzing
Ur cuzin hermaphrodite
Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*
Ur cuzin hermaphrodite by GRYTHERLIN March 13, 2018
Straight Buddy Cuzin'
Straight Buddy Cuzin' by flanny flee October 10, 2010
Play Cuzin
Me: I was hangin out w/ my cuzin and this crazy bitch came at me like I was fuckin' around w/ her!
Cop: Is this your real cuzin or play cuzin?
Me: Aw she my play cuzin but.... ya' know!
Cop: Is this your real cuzin or play cuzin?
Me: Aw she my play cuzin but.... ya' know!
Play Cuzin by Play Cuzin April 5, 2009
yum cuzin
yum cuzin by Jack-e-b0y September 8, 2016
Straight Buddy Cuzin'
Straight Buddy Cuzin' by UDStoop October 14, 2010
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