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That homie that isn’t actually your cousin but you tell everyone you are cousins because you might as well be related
Hey man that’s my cuzin, Isaac, nah we ain’t related but everyone thinks we are
Cuzin by Its_M23 July 16, 2018

Ur cuzin hermaphrodite 

Literally the worsest thing you can say known to man
Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian
Someone:“Ur granny tranny
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*

Straight Buddy Cuzin' 

Acting like you are better then someone else. Also acting as if you are part of the male bond.
Dan why are you Straight Buddy Cuzin' me?

Play Cuzin 

Someone you know and fuckin' but when you get caught up you play them off as your cuzin........
Me: I was hangin out w/ my cuzin and this crazy bitch came at me like I was fuckin' around w/ her!

Cop: Is this your real cuzin or play cuzin?

Me: Aw she my play cuzin but.... ya' know!
Play Cuzin by Play Cuzin April 5, 2009

yum cuzin 

When someone writes yum cuzin on your paper they want the d.
He looked on his math paper and noticed the words yum cuzin at the top.
yum cuzin by Jack-e-b0y September 8, 2016

Straight Buddy Cuzin' 

Acting or speaking out of line when talking with friends.
Straight Buddy Cuzin' by UDStoop October 14, 2010