That homie that isn’t actually your cousin but you tell everyone you are cousins because you might as well be related
by Its_M23 July 16, 2018
by The Anon November 10, 2010
by totallydude October 28, 2007
by 343N May 27, 2018
Me: I was hangin out w/ my cuzin and this crazy bitch came at me like I was fuckin' around w/ her!
Cop: Is this your real cuzin or play cuzin?
Me: Aw she my play cuzin but.... ya' know!
Cop: Is this your real cuzin or play cuzin?
Me: Aw she my play cuzin but.... ya' know!
by Play Cuzin April 05, 2009
Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*
by GRYTHERLIN March 13, 2018
by flanny flee October 08, 2010