Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*
A femalecousin who is more like a sister. Cuzisters spend most of their childhood together, celebrating highs, mourning lows and fiercely defending one another. They may argue on occasion but the ties that bind are never broken. They understand the family drama, they share inside jokes, they share bottles of wine but they never share secrets and they are first to wipe one another’s tears away.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.