Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*
A female cousin who is more like a sister. Cuzisters spend most of their childhood together, celebrating highs, mourning lows and fiercely defending one another. They may argue on occasion but the ties that bind are neverbroken. They understand the family drama, they share inside jokes, they share bottles of wine but they never share secrets and they are first to wipe one another’s tears away.