cuza
cuza by uckFay_ouYay August 30, 2006
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čůza
čůza by narkočka88 September 29, 2018
Čúza
Slovak slang what can be used during talk or in messages. The meaning is being in chill or don’t go close.
Čúza by anasta1ias October 9, 2021
cuzao
cuzao by Fernando Arruda September 28, 2006
Cuzarr
A awkward six legged beast with three heads. This creature causes all living creatures around it to become tense and therefore to have a higher propensity to consume alcohol.
Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.
This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.
The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.
DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....
Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.
This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.
The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.
DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....
I fed popcorn to a Cuzarr at the bowling alley and had to start drinking because I didnt have a ribbed vibrator on me.....
Cuzarr by hairy nostril May 15, 2011
Cuzão
Cuzão besides its offensive meaning is also a word you use with someone (generally a friend) when you are surprised by something. It's more common in São Paulo.
Cuzão by ViniAlmeida September 6, 2016
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