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Cuzard

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Name for a very wealthy failure. A person who has wasted vast amounts of money on numerous failed businesses, products, or investments. To be considered a cuzard, he or she must also be flamboyant, rude, and aggressive while possessing large amounts of cash and/or property. A cuzard believes in classism and avoids and despises all others who are considered below them in class. The word is derived from a combination of cubic zirconia and lizard.
The company was owned by a cuzard who refused to give raises or bonuses.
Cuzard by Ringo Burns April 20, 2024
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Cuzard

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Name for a very wealthy failure. A person who has wasted vast amounts of money on numerous failed businesses, products, or investments. To be considered a cuzard, he or she must also be flamboyant, rude, and aggressive while possessing large amounts of cash and/or property. A cuzard believes in classism and avoids and despises all others who are considered below them in class. The word is derived from a combination of cubic zirconia and lizard.
The company was owned by a cuzard who refused to give raises or bonuses.
Cuzard by Ringo Burns April 20, 2024
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Cuzard

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Name for a very wealthy failure. A person who has wasted vast amounts of money on numerous failed businesses, products, or investments. To be considered a cuzard, he or she must also be flamboyant, rude, and aggressive while possessing large amounts of cash and/or property. A cuzard believes in classism and avoids and despises all others who are considered below them in class. The word is derived from a combination of cubic zirconia and lizard.
The company was owned by a cuzard who refused to give raises or bonuses.
Cuzard by Ringo Burns April 20, 2024

Cuzzard 

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A ironic way to say cousin. But is usually said to your friend like cuh , cuzzo, etc.
"Yo what is good gang"
"YESSIR, you tryna play some Brookhaven on Roblox cuzzard."
*they get hyped-up*
Cuzzard by Throat_goat420 May 11, 2023

cutard

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a girl who remains cute, despite her retarded behavior

CUTE + RETARD = CUTARD
lauren is a cute girl, but she always has a tard up her sleeve. good thing david loves cutards!
cutard by daveyjoneslocker89 January 2, 2010

Cuzarr 

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A awkward six legged beast with three heads. This creature causes all living creatures around it to become tense and therefore to have a higher propensity to consume alcohol.

Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.

This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.

The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.

DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....
I fed popcorn to a Cuzarr at the bowling alley and had to start drinking because I didnt have a ribbed vibrator on me.....
Cuzarr by hairy nostril May 15, 2011

Cazardio 

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Cazardio, meaning "Cool" or "Hot" or "Awesome" it could be used by smart people.
Oh wow, I love it! It's very cazardio!
Cazardio by Cazardio November 24, 2022
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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