Name for a very wealthy failure. A person who has wasted vast amounts of money on numerous failed businesses, products, or investments. To be considered a cuzard, he or she must also be flamboyant, rude, and aggressive while possessing large amounts of cash and/or property. A cuzard believes in classism and avoids and despises all others who are considered below them in class. The word is derived from a combination of cubic zirconia and lizard.
by Ringo Burns April 20, 2024
Get the Cuzard mug.Name for a very wealthy failure. A person who has wasted vast amounts of money on numerous failed businesses, products, or investments. To be considered a cuzard, he or she must also be flamboyant, rude, and aggressive while possessing large amounts of cash and/or property. A cuzard believes in classism and avoids and despises all others who are considered below them in class. The word is derived from a combination of cubic zirconia and lizard.
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Get the Cuzard mug.Name for a very wealthy failure. A person who has wasted vast amounts of money on numerous failed businesses, products, or investments. To be considered a cuzard, he or she must also be flamboyant, rude, and aggressive while possessing large amounts of cash and/or property. A cuzard believes in classism and avoids and despises all others who are considered below them in class. The word is derived from a combination of cubic zirconia and lizard.
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"YESSIR, you tryna play some Brookhaven on Roblox cuzzard."
*they get hyped-up*
"YESSIR, you tryna play some Brookhaven on Roblox cuzzard."
*they get hyped-up*
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Get the cutard mug.A awkward six legged beast with three heads. This creature causes all living creatures around it to become tense and therefore to have a higher propensity to consume alcohol.
Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.
This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.
The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.
DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....
Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.
This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.
The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.
DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....
I fed popcorn to a Cuzarr at the bowling alley and had to start drinking because I didnt have a ribbed vibrator on me.....
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