curtball

a special pokeball that can only catch curtwigs, but it's not like you'd want to though

*curt through the curtball*
*curtwig was caught!*
"damn. what a shit pokeman.."

by curtwig May 6, 2009

cuntballer

One who fists herself regularly.
Insertion of fist into ham wallet periodically.

Jane's hand smells like poon-juice. She must be a cuntballer.

by Douchy Magee April 5, 2007

Cuntball Twat

1. Male version of cunt bitch
2. Lying douche-bag
3. Used to describe people named Chandler
4. Most satisfying if preceded by the word 'fucking'

"God he is such a fucking cuntball twat!"

"What a dumb fucking cuntball twat."

by Pippylongstocking01 January 8, 2012

cuntball

generally, a fellow who avoids Halloween parties in favor of pseudo intellectual gatherings, and of course, is a douchebag =)

That Kevin isn't showing up tonight? What a cuntball!

by zeroeth October 31, 2010

cartball

The game of golf, when played using an electric cart. Use of the cart deprives golf of just about any exercise value. As such, the growth of cartball - at the expense of "walking golf" - is a sign of America's increasing laziness.

It seems as if most men over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a rugged workout.

by Peter March 30, 2005

cuntball

someone who has attained supreme doucheyness. this person can also be classified as an asshole, fucktard, dipshit, or dumb fuck.

Kirby: Dude, Kelsey, help me with this now! *glares at Kelsey*

Kelsey: Kirby, shut the fuck up. You can be such a cuntball sometimes. *gives Kirby dirty, annoyed look*

Kirby: Huh???????? *looks at her in a dumbfounded way*

by xXMikaGailXx February 15, 2010

Cuntballs

Cuntballs is the result of intercourse between a mans balls and a woman's cunt. the balls are irreversibly stuck in the woman's vagina.

The only way to free the man is to remove his balls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the balls will remain inside the vagina permanently.

The woman's vagina is now known as Cuntballs instead of the cunt.

Elisa: hows your asshole going?

Joe: Good thanks, how are your Cuntballs going?

Elisa: They're a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good

by Qw3rtyman January 8, 2010