Cuntballs

Cuntballs is the result of intercourse between a mans balls and a woman's cunt. the balls are irreversibly stuck in the woman's vagina.

The only way to free the man is to remove his balls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the balls will remain inside the vagina permanently.

The woman's vagina is now known as Cuntballs instead of the cunt.
Elisa: hows your asshole going?

Joe: Good thanks, how are your Cuntballs going?

Elisa: They're a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good
by Qw3rtyman January 08, 2010
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cuntballer

One who fists herself regularly.
Insertion of fist into ham wallet periodically.
Jane's hand smells like poon-juice. She must be a cuntballer.
by Douchy Magee April 01, 2007
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cuntball

generally, a fellow who avoids Halloween parties in favor of pseudo intellectual gatherings, and of course, is a douchebag =)
That Kevin isn't showing up tonight? What a cuntball!
by zeroeth October 31, 2010
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cuntball

someone who has attained supreme doucheyness. this person can also be classified as an asshole, fucktard, dipshit, or dumb fuck.
Kirby: Dude, Kelsey, help me with this now! *glares at Kelsey*

Kelsey: Kirby, shut the fuck up. You can be such a cuntball sometimes. *gives Kirby dirty, annoyed look*

Kirby: Huh???????? *looks at her in a dumbfounded way*
by xXMikaGailXx February 15, 2010
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CuntBall

Where u lay a girl on a football field and kick a foot ball in her vagina and it go so deep it gets logged in i the vagina and doctors have to surgically remove it from the vagina
I just CuntBalled my girl so hard last night
by Slapperrrr November 13, 2018
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Cuntball Twat

1. Male version of cunt bitch
2. Lying douche-bag
3. Used to describe people named Chandler
4. Most satisfying if preceded by the word 'fucking'
"God he is such a fucking cuntball twat!"

"What a dumb fucking cuntball twat."
by Pippylongstocking01 January 06, 2012
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Cuntball

it’s like someone who’s such a cunt that they are like multiple cunts just rolled into a fucking ball
person 1: do you know eric
person 2:that super snarky dude?
person 1: yeah he’s a total cuntball.
by SeanSprout October 27, 2022
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