Someone who smokes countless cigarettes a day, often due to the fact they are a very very important person who makes it seem as if they carry the weight of the world on their shoulders. Often found kicking stones in the carpark while puffing on their cancer sticks whilst attempting to maintain some semblance of professionalism
Surprise surprise, durrylord is outside smoking again
Person A: Has anyone seen durrylord?
Person B: He's smoking his durry's
Person A: For fuck sake does that prick do any work?
God you should of heard durrylord talking about his last meeting, that guy's a really important person
Curryworst is a typical german expression for a cheap and unhygenic whore. The name comes from a dish with a similar name that looks like the stuff you have on your dick after you ass fucked a whore that ate Curry and shit on your dick.
Curryworst is a secondary infection of a penis that already has a goiter. Pustules begin to form around the goiter, looking like fat bubbles on a cooking sausage
An asian from Cambuslang. Also includes halfies, no matter how much they pretend to be white. This derives from the well known fact that if you cut one of them, they bleed curry powder.
Tiders is a definite Cambuslang Curryblood, don't pay attention to the checked "White" box on that application form.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.