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Curryworst 

Curryworst is a typical german expression for a cheap and unhygenic whore. The name comes from a dish with a similar name that looks like the stuff you have on your dick after you ass fucked a whore that ate Curry and shit on your dick.

Curryworst is a secondary infection of a penis that already has a goiter. Pustules begin to form around the goiter, looking like fat bubbles on a cooking sausage
Make sure you put on a condom when you fuck that curryworst or your dick will burn off!

Curryworst by LastPharaoh October 15, 2006
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Currywurst 

Quite modern German dish. (literally: curry sausage)

Includes in general:

- 1 Bratwurst (frying sausage made out of pork)
OR 1 Bockwurst (tastes like Frankfurter s., but the shape is the same as the Bratwurst)
- a huge load of - KETCHUP! (optionally spiced up)
- curry powder (that's the reason for the food's name)

Usually the Bratwurst has been sliced previously for instant-eating by the stall cook.

It is still controversial if the Currywurst was invented by H. Heuwer (f) in Berlin (1949) or by L. Brücker (f) in Hamburg (1949). Clear reason for its invention: coincidence.

Served hot.

Dishes: white carton pan ("Pappe"/puppeh), spit of wood ("Spiess"/shpeese)

In combination with fries a perfect lunch when you are in a lack of time.

One of the most famous German fast food dishes, together with Döner, deep-fried Schnitzel Vienna Style (fatty, but not authentic!), meatball-and-mustard and the Bratwurst-in-a-bun.
German: "Einmal Currywurst mit Pommes rot-weiß!"
Translation: "One Currywurst plus fries 'red-white' " (ketchup and mayonnaise).
(You don't need to ask very courteously at a German fast food stall as most of the customers are blue-collar guys.)
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The Currywurst 

A masochistic sexual act in which can be anal, oral or vaginal.
In the oral version, the giver has to have just eaten something spicy like a vindaloo, before giving the receiver oral. The time is normally accounted for.
In the anal and vaginal version, curry/chili powder is rubbed into the penis/anus/vagina before intercourse. Normally, sex stops before the climax because of the pain.
You're buying a lot of Curry powder... how come?
Me and my partner are planning to cook the currywurst tonight!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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