Durrylord 

Someone who smokes countless cigarettes a day, often due to the fact they are a very very important person who makes it seem as if they carry the weight of the world on their shoulders. Often found kicking stones in the carpark while puffing on their cancer sticks whilst attempting to maintain some semblance of professionalism

Surprise surprise, durrylord is outside smoking again

Person A: Has anyone seen durrylord?

Person B: He's smoking his durry's
Person A: For fuck sake does that prick do any work?

God you should of heard durrylord talking about his last meeting, that guy's a really important person

Durrylord by durrylord December 27, 2015

currylord

A person usually of a Punjabi Sikh background that has a busy,busy, busy restaurant. And makes a substantial amount of money is a currylord.

Damn,you seen that Currylord leaving his restaurant in the blacked out Mercedes Benz.

currylord by Jamie1017 December 12, 2017

drylord 

Someone who is boring, maybe because they refuse to drink alcohol, ie, they're dry.

Now Sam is pregnant, she is a drylord.

drylord by rosiehammonds October 26, 2007

Dreylord

A person who is a dullard, a boring bastard, a typical below average consumer, public house dweller, someone who exists and just that. Will never proffer an opinion that is ever out of the ordinary, or will ever achieve anything. One who exists rather than 'lives'. Just a 'breeder'. Someone who says the most obvious thing and only the obvious; "Spaghetti looks like worms". Obvious + Oblivious to their own presence, and the uncomfortable air that they generate. A person of lesser intelligence or capability or someone who is foolish - especially (typically used) in Sunderland U.K.

Look at that Dreylord, having to buy the latest iPhone. Look at that Dreylord, his socks don't match. Some Drey(lord) parked in my usual parking space.

Dreylord by The Sage like presence May 28, 2018

drylord 

someone who is humourless. they are generally so bad that they could be the 'lord' of all who are like them.
you drylord !

that was a really funny joke, why aren't you laughing? you're such a drylord....

drylord by steve picker October 26, 2007