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confriendtation 

Having to confront a friend about conflicting ideas and/or behaviors.
Mike: Hey, shouldn't you tell your roommate to do his part of the dishes?
Steve: I would, but I really don't like confriendtation.
confriendtation by spankythebanky October 15, 2011

Cumfiend 

A girl, 9 times out of 10 a dirty slut, who craves cum more than the average lady. She will suck your penis long and good and enjoy it immensely, swallowing your bodily fluid. Sometimes for free, sometimes for drugs, and sometimes for sex. This isn't a girl you want to marry, cause she will cheat on you at the wedding. Fuck her silly and never mention it to your friends cause they will rape you with insults and they won't forget.
"That cumfiend sucked me dry. It was the worst blue balls I've ever had."
"Wow she really is a cumfiend, she blew me then swallowed my dad."
Cumfiend by 916Piyump May 13, 2009

Cuzfriend 

Cuzfriend: means more than cousins and more than friends, almost like sister bonding but goes beyond that. Is more a secret sharing, laughter sharing and most important love sharing!
Wow, I dont know what I'd do without my cuzfriend! I love that chick :)
Cuzfriend by crazy/Beautiful August 16, 2012

confriendamate 

My confriendamate and I are going to a party this weekend
confriendamate by Floors December 3, 2013

Confriendé 

the inquiring of both we are friends, and do you understand at the same time.
Joe asked Angelica "Confriendé"? to make sure she understood they're just friends.
Confriendé by Teabag6 September 25, 2022

Reverse Upfriend 

(v) When a friend or relative's friend befriends you after meeting you. This is not as common as upfriending but does occur occasionally when the friend's friend realize you are a upgrade. This is the ultimate insult to the original friend or relative.
Eric and Christine reverse upfriend. Eileen and Johnny by inviting them to the neighborhood barbeque
Reverse Upfriend by gambler325 June 16, 2016
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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