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cuntstankerous 

A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.
The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef
cuntstankerous by Jrky August 26, 2013
a town where only cunts live
Cuntisha just rented a new apartment in Cuntshire
Cuntshire by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntslave 

Someone who would do anything in order to get laid. Many times when his friends need help, he will let them down and use all his resources for his girlfriend or for his (desperate) search for a pussy. The term originates from the Greek word "mounodoulos".
- I asked Jim for a cigarette and he told me that he has only a few left. Then I saw him giving cigarettes to almost every girl in the party!
- What a cuntslave!
cuntslave by retinoli February 14, 2010
I just bumped into a cuntshall yesterday
Cuntshall by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntskeeto 

A female who is a cunt without question, but goes a step beyond mere cunthood by simultaneously being as annoying as a mosquito - typically by complaining about pretty much everything. A cuntskeeto's inane whining may even come to resemble the mosquito's high-pitched buzz, hence the term.

A cuntskeeto further resembles a mosquito in that she always seems to hover around you and your friends despite your best efforts to shoo her away, she yearns to mate with all males in the immediate vicinity (no matter the time, location, or context), and she tends to drain the lifeblood from any social gathering.
"No offense, dude, but your ex-girlfriend is a cuntskeeto."

"I know, man. It was such bad luck running into her last night. I'm really sorry she ruined our good time. But as soon as she finds anyone having fun without her, she latches on and sucks out as much enjoyment as she can until she's bloated with our stolen happiness."

"Or until she has something else to suck?"

"That's gross, man. She has syphilis."
Cuntskeeto by OmicronPersei8 July 13, 2010

Little Miss CuntCakes

An expression to describe one of your buddies who is being particularly bitchy/moody one night
OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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