cuntsequently 

When you act like a cunt and the then something happens as a result

Alan tripped Megan while walking down the hall, cuntsequently, he fell down the staircase

cuntsequently by Battleship43 May 12, 2016

consequently 

Thus, therefore

Consequently, you're on www.urbandictionary.com

consequently by Read them April 11, 2004

Cuntsequentialism 

Based on the cause-effect philosophy, cuntsequentialism is the belief that being a cunt is more often than not, a result of someone deserving brutal and honest truth, regardless of how it makes the recipient of the cunty behaviour feel.

This may sometimes shatter a false sense of security that the recipient may have.

*deserving unnamed target is a pathological liar and believes that no one knows.
Sarah: Greg you are a pathological liar!!

*A perfect display of cuntsequentialism

Cuntsequentialism by Taauphzi May 17, 2018

Cuntsequents 

Something negative caused by having sex with someone.

Justin sleeps with Dave's wife. It was a dier cuntsequents when Dave shot Justin in the face. For sleeping with his wife.

Cuntsequents by benrockn January 19, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019