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Cuntsequence 

The consequence you get after sleeping with a cunt
P1) hey, did you sleep with that slutmuffin ?
P2) Yeah, and I had to suffer the cuntsequence :(
Cuntsequence by Slutmuffinz October 22, 2011

Cuntsequentialism 

Based on the cause-effect philosophy, cuntsequentialism is the belief that being a cunt is more often than not, a result of someone deserving brutal and honest truth, regardless of how it makes the recipient of the cunty behaviour feel.

This may sometimes shatter a false sense of security that the recipient may have.
*deserving unnamed target is a pathological liar and believes that no one knows.
Sarah: Greg you are a pathological liar!!

*A perfect display of cuntsequentialism

cuntsequently 

When you act like a cunt and the then something happens as a result
Alan tripped Megan while walking down the hall, cuntsequently, he fell down the staircase

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026