cuntizzle

Cuntizzle is a nickname for an apathetic bitch. One with this nickname is slightly sociopathic and manipulative, but is a good person. It is safe to be friends with only ONE cuntizzle, because two cuntizzles may murder eachother.

Dick: Have you spoken to Cuntizzle lately?
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..

by assizzle March 11, 2015

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntwizzle

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.

Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

Cuntile

Where being a cunt becomes a condition...

Don't worry, he's a cuntile shit...

by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010

Confizzlefuzzlefoozled

It's the ultimate confusion. It is used when you are not confizzled, your not confuzzled, and you're not confoozled you are confizzlefuzzlefoozled.

Person 1: "Bro do you get this?"
Person 2"No, im so confizzlefuzzlefoozled"

by whipwhoopdab July 7, 2018

cunfuzzled

The state of being confused, or confusing someone.

I am quite cunfuzzled today Jenn
or
You just got cunfuzzled!

by Stephen Travale December 3, 2004

catizzle

catizzle means male cat

there is a catizzle in tha boush

by little thug and lil' g January 18, 2008